Le Calembour de la Semaine - Le vent devant

-Nous partons donc maintenant?
-Oui il faut partir avec le solei levant.
-Désolé capitaine on a le soleil mais on a pas levant!
-Qu'est ce que vous voulez dire?
-Y a pas un souffle de vent, capitaine!
-Et est-ce qu'il y a un souffle dérrière?
-Non plus...
-C'est pas ma journée!

-->Désolé capitaine on a le soleil mais on a pas le vent!
-->Y a pas un souffle devant, capitaine!

Teoman's Band of the Month - Deftones

Deftones are one of my favorite bands. I saw them live once and it was great cos it wasn’t under the terms of a tour concert. It was more like a casual concert where they played any random song from their albums in a big ass shuffle. I would definitely see them again.

Deftones are:

Chino Moreno (vocals, guitar)
Stephen Carpenter (guitar)
Abe Cunningham (drums)
Chi Cheng (bass)
Frank Delgado (turntables/keyboards)

Their style is unique and the singer is perhaps the most recognizable one in the band. When you hear any of their songs you know it’s them thanks to Chino’s unique squeaky and screamo voice.

What can I say about them? Well I am very happy about their latest album Saturday Night Wrist, because as you might have noticed now every mainstream band likes adding samples, DJs and synths to their music. When I learned that a DJ had joined the band I just thought I’d have to say goodbye to Deftones as a result of perhaps the loss of their guitarist and drummer which their sounds would be replaced by the DJ’s synths. Well not at all!! The guitarist and drummer are still here, shining in all their might under the spot lights, not letting the DJ take over their unique skills! Deftones has managed to keep their style until now and not fall into the trendy synthetic music fashion going on. Them being a mainstream band and having such musical talent I am impressed. There is just one tiny thing I regret: Chi Cheng (the bassist’s) dreadlocks! He was just way cooler with his big and long ass dreadlocks! It had the sweetest effect I’ve ever seen when he would head bang, as we could see from the video of Back In School (Mini Maggit) (Which I will not publish at all… just go find it for yourselves on youtube!)! At leas now he got his long hair back although its not locked! The picture is an old one from the times of White Pony. I think it’s their coolest picture because of Cheng’s dreadlocks which I’m sure was the aim of this picture all along! So for December 2006, it’s Deftones performing on Goreface69!

-for the little anecdote, when I had shorter spiky gelled up hair I would look like Chino, it was wicked!

Le Calembour de la Semaine - Les Bouchons sur le Périphérique

-Alors Ernest vous êtes agent de bord et vous faites de la récupération sur votre appareil.
-Ouais je conserve tous les bouchons de Perrier et je fais des choses en formes sphériques
-D'ou les bouchons sur le Perrier-sphérique!
-...

-->D'ou les bouchons sur le périphérique!

Ask Goreface69: Getting rid of FAGs

Chuan asks Goreface69:

“How do you get rid of FAGs?” (French Aficionados of Gayness)

Woow! Woow! Woow! Hold the phone toots, why all the hostility?? What did a FAG ever do to you??!! I think it’s personally rude to ask someone how to get rid of them. There I’ve said it: Chuan is rude! I personally trained hard in order to figure out by myself how to get rid of people and I’m sure these people appreciate that to some level.

Now if you are still stubborn enough to keep to your convictions, let me point out a few things.

1-FAGs like smoking and drinking. This is what keeps them alive. Hell if they had to choose between food and smoke they’d pick smoke and have themselves a bong in the morning (the most important time of the day), a smoke at lunchtime and a spliff…no… two spliffs at night during their nightly disco round. Then once it’s passed midnight they’ll smoke periodic cigs once they stop dancing. So if you deprive them of smoking they will feel un-hip and will go on asking other people for smokes, hence making these people get a bad view of them. Their smoke detector will be craving for the simplest puff there can be. In the end, with the inflation on tobacco prices more and more people will refuse to lend them their cigarettes, and they’ll socially die out. Ironically, not smoking will kill them!

2- Nevertheless some FAGs won’t smoke but you can bet your sweet ass that they like drinking. Drinking is like the scepter of “socially hip”. It’s their one way ticket to “can I come in and join your party and get drunk for no reason” land. So you can basically do the same trick with alcohol as you did with smoking

3- FAGs love not caring about the language they use. You can go on any skyblog or website written by a FAG and you’ll notice how hard it is to read their stuff. They mostly like using geeky language like the French version of L33T. As an example you’ll find a lot of this:

“ma chri j tm tro fo tro kon se vwa 1 jour t ma meyeur ami gro bixx a twa.”

Or

“yasim jtm tro! Tro tro cool 7 swaré ché momo o Malibu! Jte fé de gro bizu fo tro kon refas sa 1 jour mdr chiao!”

Then you got the ones that add in the incorrect grammar and speak like a clandestine eastern European immigrant:

“jtm tro! Tro for ce soiré ! fo kon refasss ca un swar é pui jm tro ce swar et puis et trop for 7 soiree ct genial! 1 jour ca sera chez wam tu va voir on va super se marrer ca va etr marran hein??? mdrrr allez jte les bjr a karim, kevin et charl-uber!”

So as you can see FAGs do not like correct, full Molierian French. So it’s easy to dodge: just bombard them with French! More French and more French and in the end they will just collapse like a neutron star. Give them expressions; teach them sentences, they’ll run away back to their MSN!

4-Originally what defines a FAG are his dresses and unfortunately you can’t do anything about it unless you bomb the crap out of the champs elysees. Unfortunately you’d be destroying one of france’s columns of economy and basically cover the country in shit if this has not already been done.

5-You can distract a FAG with the music he likes. You can always try yelling “Hey look! It’s the Benassi Bros. on a go-ped!” and run away when he’ll be looking away, or you can just turn up the volume of some random beat and submerge them into their music to such a point that they won’t notice you’ll be gone. It’s like giving porn to a man.

6-Offer them braces.

7-Shave their hair in their sleep

8-Present them discounts at hair dressers… they won’t appreciate it!

9-Hack their MSN and delete all their contacts that seem to count for them (they’re the ones with screen names that refer to other members of their “confession” about a past or upcoming event like “tro fort yasim 7 swar” or screen names that narrates their life like… “yesss j’ai 12 contacts! mdr” or “j’ai hate de te voir dem1 ma cherie! Ca va etre tro for le Malibu!”) and you’ll see them pissed off next morning.

10-Suggest a session at the dermatologist…they need it big time.

11-Bomb Radio FG...you know I actually wondered what FG stands for... Radio For Gays?

12-Kill Paris Hilton

But if none of these plans worked then I guess the only choice you have is to flee the country. Plus it’s unlucky enough for you to live in Paris, the HQ of the crab people (cf “South Park is Gay!”) so I guess it narrows down your choices. Nevertheless I know where you shouldn’t lay foot if you want to avoid the FAGs, and that is of course the 16th, the 8th, the 7th …well basically anywhere in Paris except for the 11th! No wonder why they call it Gay Paree over here.

Also don’t try to work for McDonald’s, that’s where you’ll see them all! Instead try out the KFC (or PFK as they call it here) in Marcel Sembat, you won’t see shit there an you’ll be paid minimum wage!

And as the old proverb says “If you cant beat’em, join’em” so be a FAG and join them in their games… but that’ll just reduce your culture and brain size and make you lose all your friends if you had any already and all the esteem and respect that you had accumulated from the others...if they had any.

Also if you wanna get rid of FAGs you could just kill them…

I'd like to say that I have nothing against gay people. But this article is not about gays it's about FAGs. Gays? Yes please. FAGs? No thank you!

Thanks for your question Chuan, I look forward to dominating you soon!

Ask Goreface69

A lot of podcasts, blogs and vlogs do this interesting thing called “Ask X”. The concept is simple, just send a random question about anything to the author and he/she will answer it in some way or another on the blog. A vlog on the internet does this, it’s called Ask a Ninja and I recommend it to people who like random stuff.

So now I am jumping on the bandwagon and doing it too, but answering it written form.

ASK GOREFACE69!!!

Send your questions to goreface69@gmail.com and I will try answering them. By the way this is not a newsletter so you’re not subscribing to anything. Another thing, a lot of you readers are too stupid to understand some of my articles as I noticed in the past. I expect some of you dumb people to post your questions in the comments space. DO NOT POST YOUR QUESTIONS IN THE COMMENT SPACE! I won’t answer them at all! Send your questions by email to the address given above, and then I will answer them, I guarantee it.

Once again DON’T POST YOUR QUESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS SPACE!! If I see a question in the comments space I swear to god you’ll be losing popularity faster than a suppository goes through your guts, plus I will come to your house and cut you while you sleep.

So there you have it! I be waiting.

From Toronto with answers,
-Teoman

How you can serve politics with your Green, Daily salad.

Well it seems that finally Bush’s approval rates have hit rock bottom and made the USA decide to finally make a change. Last week during the mid-term elections in America the democrats have smashed the republicans and now dominate the white house and the senate. What can this tell us? Well the first thing that popped into my mind is that there are many critical artists out there and I just wondered how they will end up once Bush’s term is over. Let’s take an example;

The first guy that comes to my mind is Michael Moore! Although he already had his business as the host of The Awful truth from 1999 to 2000 (so before Bush’s terms) he still did have a lot to say during Bush’s term as we saw it in Fahrenheit 9/11. I mean he passed his time talking and complaining about the government and in about 2 years time Bush will be out, and starting now the democrats control the government. So what will he talk about? Well I guess he can try out the fast food industry (ironically enough… since he’s fat) or he could tackle other mean things that are going on in the USA. I know the guy won’t have much to say about Bush anymore though.

What we know for sure is that we won’t see all these clowns that have appeared during and against the bush government. I am talking about the music industry which at some period launched the new trend called “Fuck Bush” although the French added “Fuck America” to it without understanding shit and generalizing that Coca Cola and McDonald’s are evil (Have they become Jehovah’s Witnesses by any chance??). During about 4 years we’ve been fed bullshit by those annoying mainstream bands like System of a Down, Anti-Flag and especially, and outstandingly especially Green Day!

Green Day came last in the anti-bush fashion show. They came last with a whole bunch of mainstream crap and tones of make up and tight pants just to be all like “Yay my friends we are your saviours we are the ones you gotta follow for I, Billy Joe, will get Bush out of the business by making songs, talking too much and attracting little pre-teen girls! Vote for us!”. I mean c’mon! They drowned in their own propagandist diarrhea by having shat too much in our ears. I admire bands like NOFX who always have criticized the government, and at least know how to write lyrics! I mean check it out compare the poetry of The Idiots are taking Over…

“Darwin’s rolling over in his coffin
the fittest are surviving much less often
now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening
someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
and I’m starting to feel a lot like Charlton Heston
stranded on a primate planet
apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
with generals and the armies that obeyed them
followers following fables
philosophies that enable them to rule without regard”

…to “American Idiot”

“Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.”

Wow dude… congratufuckinglations, you really are American idiots… I mean can’t you see that you ARE the new media! So now I guess you can control THIS!

But I guess I’ll stop bitching bout mainstream music for the moment. That should come in an upcoming article if I ever feel pissed again by some youth movement towards crappy bands.

The point of this article was to talk about the media after Bush. I predict Green Day selling out like they currently are. Bush will leave in 2 years and what will Green Gay be left with? If they can once again make songs about drugs, sex and chicks like Blink 182 used to do I might reconsider a tiny bit my opinion on them. But I’ll never forgive them for the steaming snotted pile of buffalo diarrhea vomited out of their dick that they shat in our ears and fed us with.

NOFX I know will never be happy with the government and will always criticize it so I know these guys got the true talent to not follow trends and keep their trademark intact. Same thing with Bad Religion I must say, they always criticized the government so I know they will always keep their trademark. Green Gay will sell out. But, I am really curious to see what they will come up with in the future. And anyway they are what we call in French the “Turkish face” of music industry; they have and are being heavily criticized by a lot of bands out there like System of a Down and NOFX as well as punk veterans such as John Lydon, ex-Sex Pistols.

For example during the MTV music awards 2005 System of a Down performed BYOB and during the bridge Daron Malakian the guitarist, instead of saying “Blast off it’s party time and we live in a fascist nation”, said “blast off it’s party time and we ain’t no bullshit political punk rock” referring to Green Day. NOFX in the song “60%” mentions (but not only talking about Green Gay); “Would you rather be fed bullshit From some 20-something, makeup wearing, popstar”

I wanna stop here.

In conclusion, this article has missed its main point. I failed to explain clearly how an example of famous people will do their job after the Bush era (which is starting to end now). Instead, I went on as usual babbling about Green Gay and how they suck. I just can’t stop linking Green Gay and Bush since both of them suck ass from a straw.

All I can say is that I personally think that the famous critics such as Michael Moore, NOFX, Bad Religion, Anti-Flag, Jack Black, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Oprah Winfrey, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jay Leno, Seth McFarlane, CNNNN, Spitting Image, Yves Lecoq, Canal +, Jib Jab et al. will not lose their business since there will always be stuff to talk about in this world… I mean it won’t always have to be about Bush. Anyway what will surely happen is that we won’t see or hear about the guy anymore, and Green Day will be out of ideas and sell out. But they have attracted so many new 12 year old girls that I doubt they will sell out this easily, unfortunately.

Oh and by the way, Yes I did go to their concert. No, I did not enjoy it. It was the worst concert I’ve ever been to. I mean who calls themselves punk when they perform in front of a huge audience with fire effects, classical music in the background for the entry, a customized stage, and confetti raining on the audience as the final? Oh yea…well Green Day apparently!

Did I mention I hate Green Day?

I also want to set the records straight; My favorite bands are The Offspring, NOFX, Chimaira, In Flames, Deftones, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Hawaiian6, The Mad Capsule Markets and Children of Bodom. Do you see any mainstream here? No, the Offspring doesn’t count cos we don’t hear their songs looped on the radio, see their clips on the TV and they get to dress the way they want to, plus they only criticized the government in their early albums. So shut the fuck up already! (this goes to, Lenny, Michael and all the people who feel like I am just some phony hypocritical guy who listens to mainstream bands and criticize my sayings when they notice that a song by Blink 182 appears on MSN's “What I’m Listening to” tag. Have a good day)

There, now whatever you’ll say about me liking or disliking mainstream bands will be proved invalid. Now I am open to criticism but you’ll be alone supporting them.

From Toronto with unconvincing posts,
-Teoman

Lasse Gjertsen

While waiting for the next posts on the democrats and the F.A.G.s (French Aficionado of Gayness) I would like to show you two videos of Lasse Gjertsen. This Danish (I think he's danish) dude apparently doesn't know how to play an instrument but sure knows how to play with his cam. He records sounds that he cuts and pastes together in order to make a rhythm or musical sequence. Some geeks already know his fist video called "Hyperactive" but I just found out he made a new one called "Amateur" here they are both. Enjoy, fuckers.

oh and PS: do not try this at home or at all; You'll just look completely lame and gay and anyway you can't match up to his talent since he got the idea first.

Le Calembour de la Semaine - Fait une erreur de numéro

(A un enterrement)
-Mais c'est mon p’tit poussin qui est là!
-Salut Jean-Charles...
-Oh si tu savais comment j'suis triste!
-Merci mon vieux...
-Et en plus j'arrive en retard j'te dis pas!
-C'est pas grave...
-J'ai téléphoné a la mauvaise entreprise funéraire...
-Allons bon?
-...alors j'ai funéraire de numéro!

-->j'ai fait une erreur de numéro

Nothing to do when you're locked in vacancy

Since Saturday or even a bit before (hence friday) I have felt in lack of inspiration! All of a sudden I could feel my mind dropping like a penis after cumming. What? It's a good comparison! I ejaculated all the stuff that could come out and posted it on the blog and then ended up with nothing left inside! You must admit it's good!
Anyway so I was left with a lack of inspiration and ideas. Nevertheless, I just turned on my computer and 2 things popped in my mind randomly;

-The victory of the democrats who were successful in taking over the senate and the white house for the first time since 1994
-French people on msn who have the lamest and gayest screen names in the world.

Now I thought at first:
-If I talk about the french fags people are gonna think that it's just plain dumb that I'm in Canada and yet I am still looking at what's going on in france to complain as much about it as when I lived there;
-If I talk about the democrats it's just gonna feel like what I'll say will make no sense since I don't know much about American politics and I'll just sound like an anti-republican who says stuff that he read in democratic newspapers and expresses it as if it were his own opinion.

But I just feel like giving a shout at those people on msn who have lame screen names. In bonus, I'll add a little anecdote. So those are to come in the upcoming articles.
Enjoy, fuckers.

(And for those of you who wondered "well what's the point of this post? If you're gonna do something and tell us about it just do it then we'll read!" all I gotta say is "Shut up and read on, bitch")

From Toronto with the last ideas that he's got for the moment,
-Teoman

Les pubs Actimel en Russie...

Les russes sont connus pour leur motivation unique avec la phrase "un probleme? pas de probleme!". Vous connaissez tous en France les pubs ultra-gay pour les produits grand publics benefiques genre Bio, actimel ou toutes les danoneries qu'on voit a la tele.
Ben apparement les russes n'ont pas le meme sens du marketing et de publicite que les francais...jugez par vous meme... ca casse des habituelles "moi...tous les matins...je prend actimel...ca me purifie..." pour les traduire en "si j'ai pas mon actimel, chuis pas content"
"Sans Actimel...ca va poutrer..."

From the USA to France...via Family Guy...with love...yea

Le Calembour de la Semaine - Un peu tard pour agir

-Y a qu'une seule chose à faire, c'est d'intercepter la comète avec une bombe nucléaire!
-Notre bombe nucléaire?
-Exactement il nous faut ce pétard pour agir!
-Mais justement n'est il pas un pétard pour agir?

-->N'est il pas un peu tard pour agir?

Meanwhile, under Teoman's boxers...

"Holy Molly! It must be my birthday!"

IT'S THE 1ST ANNUAL SYNCHRONIZED GLOBAL ORGASM FOR PEACE!!

That's right you read that right;
Some scientists at Princeton U and the wizards at Baring Whitness have come up with an interesting concept. In theory, human consciousness can change the whole aura of the world if it is done massively and synchronized. So what better idea for these wizards to make the whole world cum at the same time? Yep, I'll say it again with a synonym; they want everybody to have an orgasm at the same time on December 22nd 2006 for peace. Apparently, the positive aura of everybody will diffuse in the air and will affect the air, as well as the health of people for a while... hopefully longer.
Why they know that??? Well, apparently they noticed change in the earth's aura during global crises like 9/11 or the Indian Ocean tsunami. Millions of people diffused negative thoughts and negative aura and apparently it affect the mental wellbeing of some people and some change in the atmosphere... I can't really describe what they really mean by all that... I'm no rocket scientist, but I would say it's kind of the same thing as pollution, one car polluting on its own can't affect the air, but millions together can.
I gues you pretty much know what I think about this. This plan is so perfect it's retarded...but I like it...hell even I could've come up with it... being the perv that I am!
So that says it, on December 22nd use whatever means it takes for you to sing; go solo, blow a horn, rub your taco, ride the french tikler, shake your caravan, rattle your snake or even go under a tunnel, whip your cream, play red rocket... do whatever it takes for you to cum in harmony in order to ameliorate the aura of the earth...and plus if you don't want to... I mean c'mon it's for science!!

I'll just jack off since I'll be on the plane to Paris... very uncomfortable indeed but I guess I'll do it... although I won't know when the perfect time will be since I'll be above the atlantic stuck between 6 different time zones, 2 crying babies and a turbulence zone... uh it's gonna be hard to turn me on with all that around...

If you want to know more about this original event, go to this website and check out their flash animation that explains it all (and notice the guy's concerned tone).

And also... spread the word! (and the cum) I really wanna see what this will be like. Of course you won't see or hear about it on your daily news report so you ought to spread the word to everybody. Make a chain letter out of it and include the link so people don't think it's a prank (you have 2 seconds to send this to 6.5 people otherwise you'll be seeing snotted diarrhea vomiting out of your dick if you're a boy or you'll get raped by your father if you're a girl, this chain letter started in 1885 in Memphis, Tennessee and will continue several people have died THS Z NT A JOK AM FKCN S3RIOS IF U DNT DO THS U H4V AIDS ND UR A FAG LOL!!!1!!1!!one KTHX!!!1)
So yea... spread the word around the way you want it... and I know you want it

From Toronto with pleasure,
-Teoman

Teoman's Torontonian Adventures (or maybe just one adventure...)

Well it seems this country doesn't stop giving me the benefits and joys I lacked in France! It seems as if someone was brainwashing my mind in Toronto constantly so that I liked it here! I don't go out a lot except when I gotta do some shopping, but lately I've been quite broke (60 dollars on my account.... where would you wanna go with that?!).
My mom called me the other day and announced (between how she put up the curtains in the living room which I don't care about, and a power out in the house, which I also don't care about) something really sweet; since I'm a Canadian resident from now on, I can get tax refunds anywhere in the world! This means that I'm not considered a French resident anymore and that I can come to france as a tourist and buy anything there and get those god damn 19.6% taxes refunded at the airport! How freakin sweet is that?! You know what this means? It means that apparently that Epiphone G400 won't cost me what I'll pay it, but cheaper! I'll be buying a hell of a lot when I'll come back in winter... I hope this'll work!

oh yea... I didn't mention; I'll be back in France in winter! uh... yipee? Actually quite so because I'll be seeing my cat, my girlfriend and my old buddies again for a while... so yea... whoop dee do, Basil!

From Toronto with a pocket full of... moths?...flies?...stuff...basically...we don't know what,
Teoman

Teoman's Band of the Month - Hawaiian6

Not much can be said about Hawaiian6 apart from the fact that they're a "three piece" band. We don't (or maybe I don't) know much about Hawaiian6 since on their website there is no bio. What I know is that this band is growing more and more since in a month four new videos of the band have been added to youtube (link). This is what is said on wikipedia jp:

Hawaiian6 is a three piece rock band from japan.

The members are
Yuuta (real name Yasuno Yuuta) - vocal & guitar
Toru (real name Kotaka Tooru) - bass & background vocal
Hatano (real name Hatano Kihiro) - drums

They first formed as a cover band of Hi-Standard. Their lyrics are in English and are usually sad and they could be sometimes topics of conversation because they are also strong and sorrowful and are easy to recognize in everyday situations. The music is a mixture of different melodies, and Yuta the singer was greatly influenced by the punk rock movement that formed around 20 years ago during the Showa era in japan (the former Japanese emperor’s era). So although their style is similar to other punk rock bands (notably in the rhythms and beats) it still stands out from others.

They first released their first mini album “Fantasy” on the label “Step Up Records”. They then transferred to “Pizza of Death Records”, with its head Ken Yokoyama from Hi-Standard, and released their first album entitled “Souls”.

Teoman's Band of the Month - Pilot Episode

As I was, like every Thursday, attending my sociology lecture, today on the McDonalidization of North America, (and I MIGHT MAYBE PERHAPS EVENTUALLY UNPREDICTABLY post some stuff about it) and random thoughts and sentences were running through my head I managed to catch an interesting one for my blog which came right after "Do you want a banana?" and just before "Derick Whibley married Avril Lavigne". This thought was "Integrate a "band of the month on Goreface69" and I then thought "hey not bad! now that I can upload my own files I can now share those unknown bands I listen to!"

So without beating around the bush I am announcing from today on "Teoman's Band of the Month!"
What's this then? Well every week within a month I will upload 2 songs from one band into the flash player on the right sidebar. For November 2006 I will upload songs from Hawaiian6, perhaps my favorite japanese band.

More info on Hawaiian6 to come later on. It's kinda like the "Who Teoman Likes in What he's Listening to" except that the whole layout has been changed for this category of article.

Form Toronto with good stuff,
Teoman

Le Calembour de la Semaine - Fragrant délit

ET OUI!! ET OUI ET OUI!! Pour votre plus grande chiasse je suis triste de vous annoncer le retour du grand... de l'unique, de l'inimitable et de l'original (ben oui je l'ai inventé, dans ta bague EbaumsWorld, on a les droits Monsieur Leblanc!!!) Calembour de la Semaine que vous retrouverez comme d'à-bite-rude (aha ca commence sans tarder!) tous les Mercredis a l'heure qui me plait (ben oui je vais tout de meme pas vous lecher le tunnel non plus):

(Au président Bill Clinton)
-Un fragment de comète va détruire une partie des Etats Unis dans environ 24 heures
-Mais pourquoi vous me parlez de fragment alors que je suis sur une descente de lit?
-Parce qu'un jour on vous prendra en fragment de lit
-Mais j'en ai marre de votre morale j'ai bien le droit d'embrasser les employés de mon parti!
-Oui mais pas les parties de vos employés!

-->Parce qu'un jour on vous prendra en fragrand délit