Meanwhile, under Teoman's boxers...

"Holy Molly! It must be my birthday!"

IT'S THE 1ST ANNUAL SYNCHRONIZED GLOBAL ORGASM FOR PEACE!!

That's right you read that right;
Some scientists at Princeton U and the wizards at Baring Whitness have come up with an interesting concept. In theory, human consciousness can change the whole aura of the world if it is done massively and synchronized. So what better idea for these wizards to make the whole world cum at the same time? Yep, I'll say it again with a synonym; they want everybody to have an orgasm at the same time on December 22nd 2006 for peace. Apparently, the positive aura of everybody will diffuse in the air and will affect the air, as well as the health of people for a while... hopefully longer.
Why they know that??? Well, apparently they noticed change in the earth's aura during global crises like 9/11 or the Indian Ocean tsunami. Millions of people diffused negative thoughts and negative aura and apparently it affect the mental wellbeing of some people and some change in the atmosphere... I can't really describe what they really mean by all that... I'm no rocket scientist, but I would say it's kind of the same thing as pollution, one car polluting on its own can't affect the air, but millions together can.
I gues you pretty much know what I think about this. This plan is so perfect it's retarded...but I like it...hell even I could've come up with it... being the perv that I am!
So that says it, on December 22nd use whatever means it takes for you to sing; go solo, blow a horn, rub your taco, ride the french tikler, shake your caravan, rattle your snake or even go under a tunnel, whip your cream, play red rocket... do whatever it takes for you to cum in harmony in order to ameliorate the aura of the earth...and plus if you don't want to... I mean c'mon it's for science!!

I'll just jack off since I'll be on the plane to Paris... very uncomfortable indeed but I guess I'll do it... although I won't know when the perfect time will be since I'll be above the atlantic stuck between 6 different time zones, 2 crying babies and a turbulence zone... uh it's gonna be hard to turn me on with all that around...

If you want to know more about this original event, go to this website and check out their flash animation that explains it all (and notice the guy's concerned tone).

And also... spread the word! (and the cum) I really wanna see what this will be like. Of course you won't see or hear about it on your daily news report so you ought to spread the word to everybody. Make a chain letter out of it and include the link so people don't think it's a prank (you have 2 seconds to send this to 6.5 people otherwise you'll be seeing snotted diarrhea vomiting out of your dick if you're a boy or you'll get raped by your father if you're a girl, this chain letter started in 1885 in Memphis, Tennessee and will continue several people have died THS Z NT A JOK AM FKCN S3RIOS IF U DNT DO THS U H4V AIDS ND UR A FAG LOL!!!1!!1!!one KTHX!!!1)
So yea... spread the word around the way you want it... and I know you want it

From Toronto with pleasure,
-Teoman