The Simpsons movie revealed

-Bart dies

-Homer dies (chokes after eating the pig)

-Maggie talks

-Lisa is a lesbian and moves to Canada

-Marge gets kidnapped

-Flanders is gay

-Grandpa (finally) dies

-Patty and Selma's house burns down

-Krusty is a pedofile

-Springfield is blown to pieces

-Moe suffers from liver cancer

-Smithers quits Burns

-Burns finds his long lost and forgotten wife (still alive?)

-Green Day is best in the Simpsons Movie than alive

-France sucks

-The movie is awesome.

















































Go see it!