The Girl Next Door
The other day I was nicely watching Robot Chicken. I looked randomly out the window as I heard a car engine starting outside. Just a Peugeot 206, with a man at the driver's seat, and a woman, about in her mid 30s or early 40s I'd say. Then came out of the building I live in a blond girl. She looked mid 20s, all I could see was her back though. Blond, rather tall, at least less than 180 cm, meh what would I know I was on the 2nd floor in my room, I didn't have a straight view of her. She also had unequally dyed hair; she had striped hair, some was blond, other a little darker. But one thing for sure it was long hair that came right below her shoulders. She was dressed rather serious, as if going to an office meeting. She wore black pants, with a light texture, and a black woman's blazer that showed out her thin silhouette. I must admit, she looked hot from behind. I just wondered I thought I saw this person before...
She walked out of the building at a steady and solid pace, and climbed into the 206 behind the driver's seat. I quickly got to see her face, but not enough to get a full view from where I was. She sat on the seat, and I could see she was wearing under her blazer some sort of light blue or white lady's shirt in the same texture of a T-Shirt. I also could see her boobs as she sat down. Rather small. Something like a B, and rather pointing down... weird... kind of a turn off, but at least they're natural.
That hair, I knew I saw it somewhere.
All of a sudden it just came right out to my face as the car was driving away. One name popped up to my head: Stella Delcroix. You sure don't know Stella Delcroix, she's a new French porn actress who has been around on Cauet's TV show lately in France. Not to the American's knowledge, but deserves to be! She's damn right hot, and she has the right moves. But then it went on further.... Stella Delcroix? In my house? In this building? A neighbor of mine could be in porn? Could this even be possible? Meh... it's maybe just any random chick with blond hair who went into that car.
Five minutes later the car came back, and that chick came out of it, apparently she went back into the building, she must've forgotten something. Great, so now I can get to see her face better! But how can it be easy by being discreet, making sure the other people in the car don't see you, and making sure that you can see her actually clearly through the balcony bars!
Ugh, I couldn't see her well again! It's probably not her anyway!
But what a rush
The next day I went out to Parly2 to get some shit done for my cats. When I came back home I checked the mail, and our mail boxes are all packed like morgue drawers at the entry of the building, altogether with separate name tags. Mine, of course is Pontais, just my dad's magazines and some random letters. As I was reaching for the mail I was looking at the other people's names as I like to make fun of them in my head, and see who is French, Black, Arabic, German, or English, or anything else. I see funky names as usual, mostly white French names. Then I saw that very name, the one and only that caught my eye. It was written there as spitting at my face, bitch-slapping it saying "Take that!". The name was crystal clear on the tag:
She walked out of the building at a steady and solid pace, and climbed into the 206 behind the driver's seat. I quickly got to see her face, but not enough to get a full view from where I was. She sat on the seat, and I could see she was wearing under her blazer some sort of light blue or white lady's shirt in the same texture of a T-Shirt. I also could see her boobs as she sat down. Rather small. Something like a B, and rather pointing down... weird... kind of a turn off, but at least they're natural.
That hair, I knew I saw it somewhere.
All of a sudden it just came right out to my face as the car was driving away. One name popped up to my head: Stella Delcroix. You sure don't know Stella Delcroix, she's a new French porn actress who has been around on Cauet's TV show lately in France. Not to the American's knowledge, but deserves to be! She's damn right hot, and she has the right moves. But then it went on further.... Stella Delcroix? In my house? In this building? A neighbor of mine could be in porn? Could this even be possible? Meh... it's maybe just any random chick with blond hair who went into that car.
Five minutes later the car came back, and that chick came out of it, apparently she went back into the building, she must've forgotten something. Great, so now I can get to see her face better! But how can it be easy by being discreet, making sure the other people in the car don't see you, and making sure that you can see her actually clearly through the balcony bars!
Ugh, I couldn't see her well again! It's probably not her anyway!
But what a rush
The next day I went out to Parly2 to get some shit done for my cats. When I came back home I checked the mail, and our mail boxes are all packed like morgue drawers at the entry of the building, altogether with separate name tags. Mine, of course is Pontais, just my dad's magazines and some random letters. As I was reaching for the mail I was looking at the other people's names as I like to make fun of them in my head, and see who is French, Black, Arabic, German, or English, or anything else. I see funky names as usual, mostly white French names. Then I saw that very name, the one and only that caught my eye. It was written there as spitting at my face, bitch-slapping it saying "Take that!". The name was crystal clear on the tag:
'DELCROIX'
No... this can't be it.... it must be another person, it's a rather popular name anyway! It could be anyone with this name! Maybe it could just be old retired people! Who knows!! hahaha!!
NO! It's Stella Delcroix, you saw her the other day coming out the building!! It was her, wit her pretty long hair, her B sized boobs!
But I didn't get to see her face well, it could be anyone with that blond hair! You know, this is France! People get all sorts of weird haircuts!
Can't you see? Your neighbor is a porn actress! And you want to fuck her! You want to fuck her hard and sodomize her blond little ass!
Yea but how can I be so sure?
Well, time to check it out, try to talk to her. Heh, who am I kidding, I'm not a woman's man! I can't talk to them, I cannot not be a stalker! It's too hard! And anyway, I knock at her door, I ask if she's Stella Delcroix, she says yes, where do I go from here? How do I continue the conversation, maybe she'd be with her producer or something! It weren't such a big deal if I'd knocked and they told me there is no such person as "Stella" and the problem would've been solved, and I could get a good night sleep!
But no. I gotta find a way to talk to her.
I talked to Gap, good old Guitar Gap, all he did was laugh and said one thing "Dude, you're like that guy from The Girl Next Door, you know the movie? Check it out it's good!"
Well, I thought that movie would teach me how to go talk to a porn actress, jeez!
I downloaded the movie fast, and I watched it that night.
What the fuck....
What kind of movie is this? The kid actually thinks he's got a chance to get along a serious relationship with a busy porn actress?
The kid keeps on getting tricked by Kelly the producer, and yet he still is cool with him all throughout the movie?! What a fucking pussy! I would've bitch slapped that dick producer by the time!
Who the fuck wrote this movie anyway? Well kudos to the guy who wrote the soundtrack and got the music, it's actually pretty good, but man, the guy who wrote the part for the main kid is a retard! What kind of kid is such a pussy at 17!! Virgins! I swear!
This movie pissed me off so much that I puked out my chocolate Muesli, yet I still watched it through the end, cos seriously, you're going out with a hot chick, you actually love her, and you find out she's in porn, fucking other men, I'd be so fucking pissed man! What the hell! I'd be so depressed!
This movie is fucking stupid, don't watch it seriously! The production is good, music is good, acting is good, actors are cool, but man jeez the scenario is so damn stupid and annoying! What a shitload of fuck!
Jeez!After seeing this movie I gave up, I'm not gonna talk to this girl next door, I'll just see if I randomly meet her downstairs one day. But I've lost interest, thank you, The Girl Next Door, damn movie! I'd have much bigger balls that the stupid fuck who lives the story in the movie! God damn!
Anyway, since then, I haven't seen her get out of the house. I might see her again maybe one day.
My situation is like a mix of The Girl Next Door with Rear Window. I spy on her when she comes out of her apartment.
Ugh.
What a week for that.
NO! It's Stella Delcroix, you saw her the other day coming out the building!! It was her, wit her pretty long hair, her B sized boobs!
But I didn't get to see her face well, it could be anyone with that blond hair! You know, this is France! People get all sorts of weird haircuts!
Can't you see? Your neighbor is a porn actress! And you want to fuck her! You want to fuck her hard and sodomize her blond little ass!
Yea but how can I be so sure?
Well, time to check it out, try to talk to her. Heh, who am I kidding, I'm not a woman's man! I can't talk to them, I cannot not be a stalker! It's too hard! And anyway, I knock at her door, I ask if she's Stella Delcroix, she says yes, where do I go from here? How do I continue the conversation, maybe she'd be with her producer or something! It weren't such a big deal if I'd knocked and they told me there is no such person as "Stella" and the problem would've been solved, and I could get a good night sleep!
But no. I gotta find a way to talk to her.
I talked to Gap, good old Guitar Gap, all he did was laugh and said one thing "Dude, you're like that guy from The Girl Next Door, you know the movie? Check it out it's good!"
Well, I thought that movie would teach me how to go talk to a porn actress, jeez!
I downloaded the movie fast, and I watched it that night.
What the fuck....
What kind of movie is this? The kid actually thinks he's got a chance to get along a serious relationship with a busy porn actress?
The kid keeps on getting tricked by Kelly the producer, and yet he still is cool with him all throughout the movie?! What a fucking pussy! I would've bitch slapped that dick producer by the time!
Who the fuck wrote this movie anyway? Well kudos to the guy who wrote the soundtrack and got the music, it's actually pretty good, but man, the guy who wrote the part for the main kid is a retard! What kind of kid is such a pussy at 17!! Virgins! I swear!
This movie pissed me off so much that I puked out my chocolate Muesli, yet I still watched it through the end, cos seriously, you're going out with a hot chick, you actually love her, and you find out she's in porn, fucking other men, I'd be so fucking pissed man! What the hell! I'd be so depressed!
This movie is fucking stupid, don't watch it seriously! The production is good, music is good, acting is good, actors are cool, but man jeez the scenario is so damn stupid and annoying! What a shitload of fuck!
Jeez!After seeing this movie I gave up, I'm not gonna talk to this girl next door, I'll just see if I randomly meet her downstairs one day. But I've lost interest, thank you, The Girl Next Door, damn movie! I'd have much bigger balls that the stupid fuck who lives the story in the movie! God damn!
Anyway, since then, I haven't seen her get out of the house. I might see her again maybe one day.
My situation is like a mix of The Girl Next Door with Rear Window. I spy on her when she comes out of her apartment.
Ugh.
What a week for that.
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