I wish you an unhappy halloween

"Why??" You might ask in a highly philosophical, thoughtful and pensive intonation...
Now before you stir your shit with theories and Greek philosophers (or some TOK mumbo jumbo as one would say .... "hmm hmm yes hm yes yes Hamlet! Hamlet yes... hm! Hamlet!" (no its not a sex scene; its thoughts)) would you mind me explaining? I hardly believe I would give a crap if you WOULD mind me explaining!

Halloween... is it supposed to be happy? Isn't it supposed to be... scary? Isn't it supposed to be your worst nightmare?? Well you might say "no cos I get candy everytime!" Well sure if you're aged 3 to 12 or if your name is Daniel Portet thats what you would say... although Daniel would say candies are a product of satan and cause harmful bacteria to react with your saliva and provoke tooth decay which would make you see a dentist which is why for 75 euros a month you can join me and the Watchtower community and seek the true meaning of life and rid the world from satan's evil ways... death to McDonald's!

Alright so as I was saying, isn't Halloween supposed to be scary? Yes it is, so why would you want to wish people a happy halloween? Why not a scary halloween? That would be more adequate now wouldn't it?

Helloween here in Canada is amazing! They actually celebrate it! Every single house has its own little halloween altar with pumpkins, witches, and a shitfuckingload of artificial cotton spider web! What did we get in France? well.. just a rock... Pretty sad huh
Well here what do we got... carnivals, parades... actual haunted houses. Some carnies downtown have built an actual haunted house with tonnes of actors inside to scare you. For 30 bucks you can get yourself 2 hours of inferno. But I didn't feel like spending 30 bucks for that much. I mean, heck! I can just crash into your room, give you the scariest fright of your life and the best part is is that it's free!

I feel I have written enough. I was not made to write interminable articles about my thoughts.
Nevertheless I shall give you a lil treat for halloween! Yes I am considerate!
Here is a little video of a poem very well recited by Urgelt. Unfortunately the man disabled embedded vids so you'll have to click here and watch it directly on youtube. Enjoy, fuckers!

From Toronto with scare,
Teoman